Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Someone signed my nipple.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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