Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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