jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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