I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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