I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
tell me about the fingering
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