real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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