u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
