Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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