all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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