she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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