problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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