he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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