They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think your dad took our porno
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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