just tell him i said nine months
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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