Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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