so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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