Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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