...so i touched it.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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