I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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