Porn is love you can see.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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