when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
