Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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