you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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