The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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