Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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