...so i touched it.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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