You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
