My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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