grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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