just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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