summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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