Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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