Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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