We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
