no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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