Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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