Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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