He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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