I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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