If i come over, it means nothing
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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