I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
