I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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