But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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