It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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