I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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