Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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