But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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