Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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