He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm passing your future prison.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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