At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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