I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i think my mom watched the whole time
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
