Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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