just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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