lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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